urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack The Sound and the Fury It's Like Herding Turtles Through Peanutbutter aaronbutler@gmail.com johnnie_vs_jack 2009-06-05T21:16:28Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:103316 Super Mario protest at the E3 Expo 2009-06-05T21:16:28Z 2009-06-05T21:16:28Z <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q0MrrBXEJ1U"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q0MrrBXEJ1U" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" allowScriptAccess="never"></embed> </object> <br>so bad, but watchable... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:103160 Only if it were true 2009-06-04T13:11:00Z 2009-06-04T13:11:00Z <img src="http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9760/picture1o.png" alt="" /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:102911 Step 1 2009-06-03T19:38:44Z 2009-06-03T19:38:44Z So I've decided on the name of my establishment: Treason &amp; Plot.<br /><br />It's because of what I studied in college, 16th and 17th century England, which included The Gunpowder Plot.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Remember remember the fifth of November<br />Gunpowder, treason and plot.<br />I see no reason why gunpowder, treason<br />Should ever be forgot...</b></span><br /><br />www.treasonandplot.com is now registered under my control.<br /><br />My business partner and I are in the midst of writing a business plan and model.<br /><br />Meetings with possible investors are happening at the end of August.<br /><br />I'm tingling all over.<br /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:102498 In Mother Russia 2009-06-02T16:59:42Z 2009-06-02T16:59:42Z <img src="http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/21217/2/In_Mother_Russia.ashx" alt="" /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:102256 Tales of Monkey Island Behind-the-scenes 2009-06-01T17:28:55Z 2009-06-01T17:28:55Z <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/II40nKmncvM"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/II40nKmncvM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" allowScriptAccess="never"></embed> </object> <br>Oh god...I haven't been this excited for a game since Super Mario Bros. 3!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:101982 Philosophy. 2009-05-25T20:49:45Z 2009-05-25T20:49:45Z <img src="http://www.dump.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/decline.jpg" alt="" /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:101800 johnnie_vs_jack @ 2009-05-01T03:07:00 2009-05-01T07:08:30Z 2009-05-01T07:08:30Z <a href="http://www.dipity.com/tatercakes/Internet_Memes">I just lost a few hours. Every internet sensation ever.</a><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:101464 awww...I'm a melted puddle on the floor 2009-04-30T17:44:17Z 2009-04-30T17:44:17Z <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1jByfWOLmjo"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1jByfWOLmjo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" allowScriptAccess="never"></embed> </object> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:101244 The only way to open a show on 4/20 2009-04-22T17:00:47Z 2009-04-22T17:00:47Z <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IXdBmNzi4ss"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IXdBmNzi4ss" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" allowScriptAccess="never"></embed> </object> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:100945 johnnie_vs_jack @ 2009-04-19T13:05:00 2009-04-19T17:06:27Z 2009-04-19T17:06:27Z <a href="http://www.lippiselkbag.co.uk/">screw the snuggie</a><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:100741 Everyone's seen this by now, but so much awesome =) 2009-04-17T08:05:09Z 2009-04-17T08:05:09Z <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vq6b9bMBXpg"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vq6b9bMBXpg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" allowScriptAccess="never"></embed> </object> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:100484 Durex Condom Commercial - Balloon Animals 2009-04-15T05:01:45Z 2009-04-15T05:01:45Z <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2lVcA606XMA"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2lVcA606XMA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" allowScriptAccess="never"></embed> </object> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:100185 To all my nerds 2009-03-31T02:28:23Z 2009-03-31T02:28:23Z <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3608/3399666518_5b17660c66_o.jpg" alt="" /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:100067 What's the opposite of progress? 2009-03-30T16:51:59Z 2009-03-30T16:51:59Z <span class="text"><p>On record at the Senate Budget Committee hearing - <br /><br />Sen. Kent Conrad: &quot;You know, I used to like you. Let me just say: Oh, you are good.&quot;</p><p>Sen. Charles Grassley: &quot;Well, your wife said the same thing.&quot;</p></span> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:99775 Yo Dawg, 2009-03-30T16:21:13Z 2009-03-30T16:21:13Z <img src="http://www.hipsterwave.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/yodawg-dolls-700.jpg" alt="" /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:99333 Gervais + Elmo = Hilarity on 'Sesame Street' 2009-03-27T18:16:05Z 2009-03-27T18:16:05Z <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kr9_5uZn6ds"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kr9_5uZn6ds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" allowScriptAccess="never"></embed> </object> <br>YES!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:99296 Rick Roll: The Literal Version 2009-03-25T17:53:04Z 2009-03-25T17:53:04Z <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kr2jlCyCJBI"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kr2jlCyCJBI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" allowScriptAccess="never"></embed> </object> <br>Thank you. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:98975 Ladies and Gentlemen, The President of the United States 2009-03-25T07:54:17Z 2009-03-25T07:57:01Z <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2tDptqpQyoo"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2tDptqpQyoo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" allowScriptAccess="never"></embed> </object> <br />follow that up with <a href="http://obamashoulder.ytmnd.com/">THIS!</a><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:98609 Again. 2009-03-24T02:39:41Z 2009-03-24T02:39:41Z The Massachusetts tourism board really needs to come out with an ad campaign...like I said in November.<br /><br />Come to Massachusetts - We Love Gays and <a href="http://blog.norml.org/2009/03/23/norml-breaking-news-marijuana-legalization-bills-introduced-in-massachusetts/">Weed!</a><br /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:98396 Wow 2009-03-21T14:09:40Z 2009-03-21T14:09:40Z Why don't I own these?!<img src="http://gza.gameriot.com/content/images/view_320200_1_1237640893.jpg" alt="" /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:98292 Yes, this is real. 2009-03-13T17:11:04Z 2009-03-13T17:11:04Z <h1><a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/rbssTechMediaTelecomNews/idUSN2129580420071222">Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure</a></h1> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:97934 And cue awesome. 2009-03-12T17:25:25Z 2009-03-12T17:25:25Z Billy Joel/Elton John. Gillette Stadium. 7/18/09.<br /><br />I'm there. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:97660 I feel like invading something. 2009-03-10T15:07:52Z 2009-03-10T15:07:52Z <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/d6wRkzCW5qI"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d6wRkzCW5qI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" allowScriptAccess="never"></embed> </object> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:97533 can't. stop. laughing. 2009-03-05T17:23:38Z 2009-03-05T17:23:38Z <img src="http://www.crap.fi/archive/6895.jpg" alt="" /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:johnnie_vs_jack:97074 Vanilla Ice says 'Sorry' 2009-03-04T16:13:44Z 2009-03-04T16:13:44Z <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AbAUi7savsk"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AbAUi7savsk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" allowScriptAccess="never"></embed> </object> <br>VINDICATION!!!